Officially Entered The Last Year Of My Early 30's AKA My New Driver's License Picture Is Appauling!

Yesterday was my birthday.  And beside having a sick baby boy, it was actually a pretty decent day.  I got a Keurig, which I have been wanting FOREVER!!!  Yea Me! 

One extra thing about this birthday:  My license expired.

First, my picture.  I was so looking forward to getting a new picture.  So I went to the DMV first thing this morning.  I got up early.  Put on my makeup, did my hair, the whole shabang.  Figuring the whole time that there is no way in Heaven or Hell that this picture could be as bad or worse than the last one.  (Yes I know this is a run on sentence...DEAL WITH IT!)  Well, what can I say?  I WAS COMPLETELY TOTALLY 100% DEAD WRONG.  What the hell is wrong with the photographers at the DMV?  Are they that miserable that they have to give everyone a really crappy picture?  I only got one re-take and it wasn't any better than the first attempt.  Apparently I have 14 chins that only come out at the DMV.  I explained my picture catastrophe to my significant other.  He is so supportive.  His response was "Ahhh.  They are just love handles."  My response "ON MY FACE???!!!"  At that point I had to hang up because he was laughing so hard he couldn't keep talking.

Second, my weight.  Being a responsible woman in my "early" 30's I decided to be a little more honest about my weight.  I have had it at 125lbs since I got my first license at 19.  I told them I weigh 150 lbs.  So that will account for the added weight of my 14 CHINS!!!!

Third and the thing I'm most proud of, my license actually has my correct, current address on it.  It's been almost 5 years since that has happened.  Wait.....maybe I shouldn't be proud of that!!!  Now I can be found......DAMN IT.  Just kidding!!  LOL!

I have a feeling with this beginning to my new year, it's going to be a very interesting year in my life.  I'm looking forward to it! :-)